Holy Eggs...

Areet,

Last week, a colleague of mine brought a cake in cos he were celebratin a special occasion...cant remeber wht...i think his aunt died or summat...

So there I was...munchin away on this nice piece of cake...

White Lad: **Plops!
Plops: :full mouth: whaa..??!!
White Lad: You can't eat that!
Plops: Eat what?
White Lad: t'cake!
Plops: why not?
White Lad: its not 'alal!
Plops: :quickly swallows in fear of it bein true: (uve all done it)
Plops: 'ow dyu know? :throws rest of t'piece in t'bin:
White Lad: well i wer chattin to mike ('appy chappy) bout t'recipe of t'cake n he sed he put eggs in it...
Plops: :blank expression:...and?...
White Lad: well...u know...u guys arnt supposed to 'av eggs unless theyre 'alal...
Plops: :bursts out laffin: WHAT??!!!!
White Retard: arnt u supposed to 'av a mosqueman pray on the eggs or summat as soon as its laid by t'chicken?...so they become 'alal?
Plops: noooooo...:looks at discarded cake:...:mad:...u ****head!

I told him what t'crack was later on. Gotta give him props fer wurryin tho. Top Lad. May Allah guide him. Ameen.


**(well my real name...not Plops...thtd be sad...if i wer known as Plops at wuk...:look:)