The way to a mans heart. 'The way to a womans heart' coming soon to a blog near you.

The post below was written in jest and is in no way intended to criticise or offend anyone. Many women assume the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, to a certain extent this is true.

There are many other less time consuming and definitely more enjoyable methods to achieve this particular goal. A few of which i've listed below :

• Tell him he makes you laugh. LOL often. Then remember not to cringe when he cracks another lame joke.
• Constantly utilise words such as " impressed" "amazing" and other words with similar meanings, in regards to his abilities and skills. Wether they're limited to doing his bed and cleaning his room,or are as vast as cooking and cleaning the house. (I really admire guys who do their own laundry,seriously).
• Let him delude himself into thinking he's the man of the house. You're the power behind the throne.Pull the strings gently, not so hard as to dislocate them from the puppet.
• Don't ever criticise his friends and family. You might think you're indespensable,but a derogatory remark about good ol Billy/Tom could send you on your way to the abattoir.
• Dont make any drastic changes in his wardrobe. Start small. " Honey these gorgeous jeans really emphasise your leg muscles." :-p
• Admire his chiseled good looks and croon, " my very own Iglesias,mmm."
• Dont be easy. Be mean keep em keen. Play hard to get. Hard earned commodities are always treasured. Men love a challenge,the harder it is to attain something the more they want it, just to prove they can do it. But dont play too hard, they're quite lazy aswell. (I'm a complete failure when it comes to this tactic. My enthusiasm to get to know a guy who intrigues me, ruins all my plans to be coy). :-d
• Be feminine. Your femininity will make hm feel needed and wanted. The role of a knight in shining armour is a role he'll relish and enjoy. Draw the line between vulnerability and femininity(Hah! I'm one to talk. Guys on the net always ask me if i'm a bloke in disguise).
• Look good. You want to usurp Angleina Jolies role in his fantasies.
• Be playful and naughty. Mother Teresa personalities went out of fashion ages ago. Dance for his viewing pleasure. Those curves were created to be appreciated.
• Swoon with delight over the gifts he showers you with. "Oh sweetheart,i've ALWAYS wanted these fruit of the loom vests from Walmart." Remember there's more coming from where that came. Patience is the key. In a few months you can even start dropping hints,"Those pajamas in La senza,so out of my budget" *Wistful sigh* A few days later wont you be surprised when the gift wrapper reveals those very PJ's you've been dying for :o. He'll be smug in the knowledge he always gives you perfect presents,conveniently forgetting you've incessantly been hinting about them. Clever lad aint he ;) ?
• Be career and goal oriented. You have your own interests and hobbies. Send out a signal, "I'm bright,beautiful,bold and sassy,and i'm yours. How lucky can you get?" :hotness: