Charity...or shud i say...Chavity?...

Areet,

As some of youse may be aware...Im thinkin of doin t'London Marathon next year...so i thought id pop into JJBs on t'way 'ome after wuk...buy meself a decent pair of runnin shoes...fer training...

Now, fer u yanks who may not 'av heard of JJB...tis a sportstore...i.e. it sells sporty erm...stuff...and its a company tht probably prides itself on employing those that are not as 'fortunate' as you and me...as in...mentally deranged...squinty eyed...shit fer brains chavvy inbreeds...the likes of whom i encountered today...

After waiting TEN...yes...TEN minutes fer sum assistance...this spotty kid walks up...

Spotty Kid: areet there?...
Plops: aye arr kid...im lookin fer sum runnin trainers...yer know...those tht can support me heels when im runnin and arnt too 'eavy...ive seen a few 'ere...but i wanted sum advice on whats what...what type's t'best fer running?...
Spotty Kid: *scratches head* ...well...you know...you can run in all t'trainers we 'av...

Right...well...thanks fer that fantastic bit of advice...einstein...i dint know that...anyway...i then proceed to showin him the type im interested in...they dint 'av a size 10 on display...so off he went...into his 'likl room' where it ses 'staff only'...to get me sum...came back after five mins...empty handed...

Plops: No luck?
Spotty Kid: Nah man...none left...
Plops: any idea when youll get mor in stock?
Spotty Kid: *blank*

lets move on then shall we...so i show him a couple more...and again...off he goes into t'likl room to get me size 10s...five mins later...comes out wi' a box in his hands...SUCCESS...

Plops: Got some then?
Spotty Kid: well...i could only find a size 7...

Oh...well in that case...excuse me a second...while i go cut my toes off...and then slip into 'em shall i...idiot...:angry:...and even then he brought out the wrong type...he showed me sum 'astro turf' trainers...

SpottyKid: they got mad grip on 'em...
Plops:..well im not surprised...theyre fer runnin on astro turf...as in...on sand and fake grass...not fer runnin on roads..as in...hard surfaces...can u go get me sum fer running on roads...please...:repressed anger:...

Twat...I left before he came back...and I missed me train 'ome...what a waste.

Cheers.