Droolin...

Areet,

I 'ad the misfortune of sitting opposite two ugly desi lasses on t'train today...you know...the kind shaf talks about on his blog...'cept they were much uglier...much much uglier...:shudders:...

I'd had a hard day at wuk...and as is usually the case...i nodded off fer a bit...
few minutes later...as per usual...or mebbe even divine intervention...who knows...i woke up just before my stop...same place every time...

damn...i fell asleep agen

Areet...sum of u may agree wi' me 'ere...theres no worse feeling in t'world...than when u realise that not only 'av u been sleepin in front of other folk...but youve also been droolin...:loser:...

Surprisingly...as I sat up and wiped my mouth wit me sleeve...no-one was watching...the old lady was reading her paper...big lad was eating his crisps...the ugly lases were busy messin about wi' their mobiles...

phew...that was a close 'un...

As I got off and walked along the platform...I heard a tapping on the window next to me...I turned around...and to my horror...there were the two ugly lasses inside the train...giggling away...one of em showed me her mobile screen...

shyte...